Friday, September 2, 2011

Good conduct

Netanyahu  considers not himself to attend the United Nations' yearly session where the Palestinian statehood-bid will be voted, but to send Shimon Peres instead.

Addressing the representives of the nations of the world, Peres would possibly say:


Ladies and Gentleman


It is a great honour for me to represent my country at this historic moment.

As the architect of the Oslo Agreement, which earned me the Nobel Peace Prize, I am moved to appear before you now at this General Assembly of the world's nations.

Since those golden years which even made me for a short while Prime Minister, I started a whole new career. Not able to win elections I hired myself to Prime Ministers who needed a Certificate of Good Conduct.

That is my role also today.

As for the question of Palestinian statehood:


Don't expect me to vote in favour.
After all, what do I need another Nobel Peace Prize for?